Oh, the agony! Wojak’s cherished wif kufi hat —his Ramadan companion, his sacred style staple—is gone! Desperation fills his wide, frantic eyes as he rummages through every corner, hands trembling with growing dread. Tears stream down his face, his muffled sobs breaking the silence—a raw, heartbreaking cry from the internet’s iconic everyman, now stripped of his treasured hat.